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The Windmill Lover ([personal profile] quixotic) wrote in [community profile] quixotism2016-07-26 05:33 pm

[star trek beyond] the frontier (in communication)



To: jtcool@starfleet.org, spock@starfleet.org, amplenacelles@starfleet.org, nyotauhura@starfleet.org, captainsulu@starfleet.org, flyboy@starfleet.org, thedoctorisin@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org

I hate this uniform. How do I stop wearing it?

To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

I told you. You have to wear it.

PS: I tried. They really care about their dress code.


To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

Spend all your time fixing stuff. The uniform will be so ruined that no one will bother you, lassie.

Good luck in the Academy!

- Scotty

To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: flyboy@starfleet.org

I could help you with that ;)

To: flyboy@starfleet.org
From: thedoctorisin@starfleet.org

NO.




To: captainsulu@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

SULU WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ADDRESS

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: captainsulu@starfleet.org

It was free! Do you know how hard it is to get captain there???

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: captainsulu@starfleet.org

And for the last time, I'm not trying to steal the Enterprise!




To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

I think Sulu is going to mutiny.

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org

Jim, you are being paranoid.

Also, he would have done it by now.

And I would have helped.

To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

ur fired.

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org

Yes, Captain.




To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

So I'm putting in some paperwork for Jaylah and I'm pretty sure we're going to adopt her. Think it'd be all right by Starfleet?

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

Sure, Scotty. I'll approve it.

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

Wait WE????

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

Me and Keenser.

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

. . . Congratulations!

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

Thank you, Jim.

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

Why the ellipses?

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

No reason.

To: thedoctorisin@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

You owe me 50 credits.




To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: nyotauhura@starfleet.org

Jim, please tell Spock that he is an idiot.

To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

Okay.

To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

Spock, you're an idiot

(Uhura said so)

To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org

I fail to see how it is necessary to involve the Captain in this.

To: spock@starfleet.org
From: nyotauhura@starfleet.org

It's to get him on my side :)

To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org

:(

To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

SPOCK ARE YOU DONE BEING AN IDIOT ALSO MAKE HER STOP MY INBOX CAN'T HANDLE THIS.

To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org

What are you doing to the Captain?

To: spock@starfleet.org
From: nyotauhura@starfleet.org

Spamming him pictures of more comfortable chairs.

To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org

I concede to your ability on making people cry.

To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT




To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org

Montgomery Scotty.

Is it true I am meant to be "Jaylah Scotty"

To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

No. You'll be Jaylah Scott.

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org

I like Scotty better.

To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

Whatever works best for you lassie. It's your name now.

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org

It does not seem right for a family name.

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org

That's because our family is Starfleet. Not to worry. We'll be waiting for you once you're ready.




To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@starfleet.org

What does the T symbol in your name stand for?

To: loudbeats@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

It's for Tiberius. Why?

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@starfleet.org

Can I be Jaylah Enterprise Scotty?

To: loudbeats@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

I don't see a problem with that.

To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org

Could you have adopted anyone more like you???

To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org

I'll take that as a compliment.




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