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[star trek beyond] the frontier (in communication)
To: jtcool@starfleet.org, spock@starfleet.org, amplenacelles@starfleet.org, nyotauhura@starfleet.org, captainsulu@starfleet.org, flyboy@starfleet.org, thedoctorisin@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
I hate this uniform. How do I stop wearing it?
To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
I told you. You have to wear it.
PS: I tried. They really care about their dress code.
To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
Spend all your time fixing stuff. The uniform will be so ruined that no one will bother you, lassie.
Good luck in the Academy!
- Scotty
To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: flyboy@starfleet.org
I could help you with that ;)
To: flyboy@starfleet.org
From: thedoctorisin@starfleet.org
NO.
To: captainsulu@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
SULU WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ADDRESS
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: captainsulu@starfleet.org
It was free! Do you know how hard it is to get captain there???
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: captainsulu@starfleet.org
And for the last time, I'm not trying to steal the Enterprise!
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
I think Sulu is going to mutiny.
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org
Jim, you are being paranoid.
Also, he would have done it by now.
And I would have helped.
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
ur fired.
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org
Yes, Captain.
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
So I'm putting in some paperwork for Jaylah and I'm pretty sure we're going to adopt her. Think it'd be all right by Starfleet?
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
Sure, Scotty. I'll approve it.
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
Wait WE????
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
Me and Keenser.
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
. . . Congratulations!
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
Thank you, Jim.
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
Why the ellipses?
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
No reason.
To: thedoctorisin@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
You owe me 50 credits.
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
Jim, please tell Spock that he is an idiot.
To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
Okay.
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
Spock, you're an idiot
(Uhura said so)
To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org
I fail to see how it is necessary to involve the Captain in this.
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
It's to get him on my side :)
To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org
:(
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
SPOCK ARE YOU DONE BEING AN IDIOT ALSO MAKE HER STOP MY INBOX CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org
What are you doing to the Captain?
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
Spamming him pictures of more comfortable chairs.
To: nyotauhura@starfleet.org
From: spock@starfleet.org
I concede to your ability on making people cry.
To: spock@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
Montgomery Scotty.
Is it true I am meant to be "Jaylah Scotty"
To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
No. You'll be Jaylah Scott.
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
I like Scotty better.
To: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
Whatever works best for you lassie. It's your name now.
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
It does not seem right for a family name.
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@students.starfleet.org
That's because our family is Starfleet. Not to worry. We'll be waiting for you once you're ready.
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@starfleet.org
What does the T symbol in your name stand for?
To: loudbeats@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
It's for Tiberius. Why?
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: loudbeats@starfleet.org
Can I be Jaylah Enterprise Scotty?
To: loudbeats@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
I don't see a problem with that.
To: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
From: jtcool@starfleet.org
Could you have adopted anyone more like you???
To: jtcool@starfleet.org
From: amplenacelles@starfleet.org
I'll take that as a compliment.